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Saturday, January 20, 2007

THIS JUST IN:

Athens - Today, outrage ripples through the Wikipedia (for laymen, the world's premier online encyclopedia) community over a controversial desicion by officals to remove the site's entry on Laura Coolidge, neice of famed singer Rita. Sources say the desicion came after very little debate, calling the intergrity and bias of The Board of Wiki into question. Fans and detracters alike are holding press confrences today to criticize the aforementioned Board.

"It's disgusting," Edith Howard, president of Laura Coolidge, Limited Liability Corporation, told our reporters today, "Even if the entry doesn't sit well with my opinion of Miss Coolidge, I find it highly unfortunate that The Board of Wiki felt they had to intervene. I support the war in Iraq, yes."

Thomas Barman, noted author of So I Married an Iraqi: Never Before Have So Many Three-Ways Occurred in My House: The Thomas Barman (sex) Story, or How I Fucked My Way to the Top and Lived With It offers a different take on the situation: "No, I don't support the President's War. As the husband to an Iraqi expatriate, no, I don't support the war by any means. Also, I'm upset that Code-name: The Cleaner is receiving such poor reviews; it's a really stupendous film! Also, this country's take on polygamy unsettling. What's that? Oh, yeah, sure. [The Board of Wiki] did what they had to."

The Board of Wiki is expected to make an official statement this afternoon.

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Above: The original page from Wikipedia.org Below: The page moments before it's deletion.
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My name is: Ben Hutchinson / Reinhold Messner
Birthday: April 29th, 1988
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I am 16 years old.
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