You're time will come.

Cigars, anyone?

I really don't know why this hasn't been updated in 6 months... I've had a lot of bloggy events and blog worthy encounters that should have made it but didn't. Here's a run down of what y'all missed:
*Post Harry Potter 6 depression!
*Ben gets a job!
*Ben's friends quit their jobs, stranding Mr. Hutchinson with a bunch of black folk!
*Ben gets new friends to work with!
*New friends get fired!
*Ben hates job for a week, ignited by one key event ("You're not the queens of sandwhiches.")
*Ben makes millions in the rap game!
*Ben takes on the world in another zany mishap!
*The world takes it hard when Ben dominates!
*Ben watches Lost and Prison Break on a regular basis!
*Area fat kid looses weight, confused for new kid!
*Area homo still in the closet, gayer than ever!
*Ben hasn't sent in college applications yet!
*Ben restarts blog, puts off Spanish project to create update!

Bottom line, my life isn't as boring as my blog may lead you to believe. The life of a thug is hardly ever easy.