On the other side of the island...

So the new Harry Potter book drops in a scant 12 days (I'm amped). Some fans are talking this oppurtunity to soar to new levels of queerness, ensuring permenant virginity and life-time residency at their parents' pad. Like check this bitch out. I have limited respect for people who write fan fiction. I mean, it isn't that hard at all to take a pre-made charecter, a pre-made concept, and a pre-made locale and just make up some new event. Minimal skill and imagination are required. I mean, honestly.

Check it, I'm about to drop some mad knowledge on you guys: MC Paul Barman rocks, nay, kills shit. This guy can spit a rhyme like no other. And he comes up with these crazy rhymes schemes. Like, for this one song, "Enter Pan-Man", the rhyme scheme is the Fibonacci sequence. In the first line there is one word (no rhyme), in the second line there is two rhyming words, the third line has three rhyming words, etc. etc. Here is the fourth line of the second verse of the song with the rhyming words designated by (5)'s.

Like Kaufman's masterpiece (5) achieving wide release (5) logos in the marquees (5) said 'Pac Man' with the 'Cs' (5) rotated 90-degrees.

Unfortunately, it stops at 8 and then goes back down, but it's still mad impressive. It's better than anything y'all whack MCs could spit, and as good as anything Red Alert could spit...

Bio to the lum, right down to the essence
Red Alert has go the flow to rock you adolescents...