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Friday, May 20, 2005
So.... I was in Hollister today with the intention of embarrassing Mary Allen. Unfortunately, the plan quickly fizzled and our group was stuck walking around. During this walkabout, I found this jacket I liked and was modeling it for Sarah, Heather, Caroline, and Jonathan. While this was goings on, some store official walked past me and told me I was stretching the jacket thus rendering it unsellable. Instead of the "Fuck you, cock munch" that he deserved, I told him okay and then put the jacket up. Anyway, the moral of the story is that Hollister has little to no skill in handling it's customers. I had been contemplating buying a shirt that was a exceptionally kick-ass shade of blue, but you know what, fuck that. And you guys can keep the bathing suit you owe me. And Abercrombie, you guys can keep those pants I lent you. Fuck all you guys, I'm going home, stop calling me, and tell you sister to stop making passes at me. Oh, and your mom says "Hi". Through a mouthful of cock, bitch.
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About Me My name is: Ben Hutchinson / Reinhold Messner Birthday: April 29th, 1988 Current Mood: This and That Reading: The Dark Tower Planning to write: A Short Story about the Election Listening to: Bad Religion Watching: LOST My favorite color: yellow, maybe I am 16 years old. I am super cool. I am this and that.
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