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Friday, March 25, 2005

If There's Beef, Cock It and Dump It.

You know, I really dislike people who always seems to bring up the fact that they are familiar with marijuana. These people are usually smelly losers who want to be cool, so they manage to work the words "I", "was", and "stoned" into a conversation. Here is an example of this:

REGULAR COOL KID: Foundation is really cool because of all these crazy ideas Isaac Asimov has. Like, the idea of psychohistory is just phenomenal.
SMELLY LOSER: Sounds like this idea I had one time when I was completely stoned. I just have wild ideas whenever I light up!
REGULAR COO KID: ...

or

REGULAR COOL KID: So, as you can see, the reaction of berrylium and nitrogen forms the ever popular Berrylium Nitride.
SMELLY LOSER: One time I smoked 5 fatties in 24 hours!

You see? Completely unnecessary mentioning of marijuana. The only thing lamer than flaunting your ability to break the law is flaunting it through your clothing. Bullshit in cloth form. The level of idiocy required to think something like this is cool is literally limitless. "420 Wear" sucks cock in a manner reminiscent of hardcore homosexual erotica.

I dunno... I guess I like David Firth's cartoons. But at the same time....
Spoilsbury Toast Boy
A Black and White Cartoon About Roof Tiling

Being a gangsta, I found this exceptionally funny. See, it paints a satirical and, of course, metaphorical picture of the 50 Cent-The Game feud. It's funny for the first minute and a half or so.


About Me

My name is: Ben Hutchinson / Reinhold Messner
Birthday: April 29th, 1988
Current Mood: This and That
Reading: The Dark Tower
Planning to write: A Short Story about the Election
Listening to: Bad Religion
Watching: LOST
My favorite color: yellow, maybe
I am 16 years old.
I am super cool.
I am this and that.


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