Feel Free to Use More Cursing.

Hannah is right. You guys are looking at a one-man slacker convention.

Who wants to know what rocks? Yeah, DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. That shit is off the chain. Like, you might think that it sucks cause lots of really nerdy people do it, but trust me, it's the shit. The arrows are mesmerizing.

You know what annoys me? People who talk in cliches and shit. Like, if I weren't as smart and as cool as I am and if I wanted to try to be witty or something, I would have begun the previous paragraph as such: "Who wants 2 no what rocks? Well 2 bad cuz im gunna tell u anyway! lolz." Yeah, that shit isn't at all off the chain. In fact, you might say its fucking inseparable from the chain.
Another example of loser behavior is like saying to your friends "Hold on, I'll be right back" and then when you come back, saying "Don't worry people, I have returned! (some unintelligible Japanese phrase, cause, you know, speaking japanese makes you cool, guaranteed.)!" That shit would be bad enough online, but I actually heard that in real life. In public. In a moderately crowded area. Oh, and I was like at least 15 yards away from the speaker. Yeah, I know. Lame.

One more thing that annoys me (and this happens a surprising amount) is when people claim that books don't have a plot. Like they will be all like "This books has no plot, it's just this guy going around doing stuff." Well, hey bitch, looks like you just figured out the plot. If a book didn't have a plot, it wouldn't exist. Maybe your bitch ass just can't decipher a plot? Who knows?