Analogies and Bullshit.

For all the dumbasses who missed LOST the first time it came on, ABC will be showing the first two episodes back-to-back this wednesday at 8 o'clock. Trust me, you will be insanely glad that you watched it.

Penny-Arcade will never cease to be funny. I am telling yous guys, this is the best, funniest, and all around coolest online comic ever. Seriously, this shit is fantastic. Check it out, gynandroid.

I dunno if any of you watched The OC last week, but I totally predicted what happened. I was like "I bet this happens" and I was right. My sister was so upset because she knows she isn't HALF the guesser that I am. I was all like "Hahaha, who was right?" and then like 5 minutes later I was like "Hey Sara, remember that time I guessed what was going to happen on The OC?" and she acted all tough but you could tell she was really impressed with my skills.

Check out these analogies:
I have this shirt that is too big. It is as if I am a little boy, and the shirt is some sort of blanket.
I remember this one time I lost my blanket when I was really little. My blanket's name was Lovie, and I lost him at Blockbuster. I was really sad when I lost Lovie. It was almost as if I was a sad little boy, and Lovie was a lost blanket.

I am dead serious when I say I could complain about how shitty gothic people are for atleast 5 days.