It's time to turn the tide.

I saw this freshman today dressed all gothic like, and I remembered how much gothic people annoy me. I mean, come on kids, you look foolish.

Andei and I are going to co-found the coolest club the school has ever seen: The Stuntwise Free Runners Guild of James Island. HERE is an example of what Free Running is. HOLY CRAP! Did you guys see that? That shit is so hardcore. I bet that if Jesus played any sports, he would do extreme running. Gosh, the levels of awesomeness are hard to fathom. Let me put it in astronomical terms; if awesome was a super nova, the club would be a hyper nova. Do you understand now? That is how awesome this club is going to be.

Here glaring cold in the crystalline geometry of night, obscuring form and tracing faceless fears of suprahuman immensity in a patch of sand or a raptor’s guileless shivering intensity, I’m only a visitor, an atom of atoms on a jutting red spattered synagogue of granite as it crouches literally in space. A frozen amoral giant, gazing heavenward forever. (world’s leetest song)

P.S. lolz, and again lolz