I wish I was turning Japenese....

Shit, is it "was" or "were"?
Oh well.

Anyway, I've come to the conclusion that Japenese people are truly the cream of the human crop. The best of what the world has to offer. Why? BECAUSE OF THEIR SLANTY EYES. THAT'S why, mother fucker.

Anyways, Japenese people make the best computers, movies, candy, animations, and all sorts of other neat shit. Seriously, a Japenese movie can rape your ass so awesomely and so sleekly that your anus would fucking EXPLODE.

Like, in this movie Returner, this guy, Miyamoto or something like that, totally owned like 50 guys. And they all had guns and shit, but so did he, but he was one guy against like 50 and it was awesome because he killed them all except for this one pussy guy who he shot in the leg and that was pretty funny but then at the end of the movie the guy shows back up and acts like a total loser but its okay cause its fucking MIYAMOTO, the same guy who said to the bad guy "I can see the bullets" and speaking of the bad guy there was this part where the bad guy pulls a fucking 2 foot peice of shrapnel out of his fucking heart and just fucking takes it like the fucking badass mother fucker he is, the very same one who trys to fucking catch a bullet but then gets totally owned and shit. AND SHIT.

Seriously, good fucking movie. Now I have to go see Battle Royale. I'm even tempted to see Ichi the Killer (for those of you that don't know, Ichi is the "most fucking hardcore movie ever fucking made. More blood in one scene than the whole Passion of the Christ. Fucking hardcore. Most adult film ever." {quotes from various Random Crewers}). I MIGHT be tempted. MIGHT.

Joey, the anit-conservative post will be up next, I hope.