Nail on the motherfucking head.

Hey, who wants to hear a fair, unbaised, fully factual opinion of me? I know I love it when people get me right on the money, especially when they do it without using proper grammer, so ya'll should check it out too. Click here to see non-judgemental perfection. I think my favorite part of the article is that nothing was made up and nothing is slanderish. LinsdsEy has a way of putting words to the thoughts everyone harbours. It's just so elegant, her writing style is so perfect, on par with that of literary greats like Shakespeare and Dickens. Her rebelious nature and HIGHLARIOUS jokes make me wish I was her. And to top it all off, she has the best taste in music.

Hey, LindsEy, the previous paragraph was drenched in sarcasm. Fucking drenched in it. Just a heads up, so you can tell. I mean, you usually have a hard time with that type of thing. You know, common knowledge and all that funky shit.

To quote LindsEy, "hes a fucking jerk to me so ive got a right to bash him". That you do, but, suprise-suprise, you DON'T have a right to post my picture without permission. Looks like I'm going to have to sue your ass. Good call, bitch.