I didn't want to do this, but...

Ok, I had planned a nice quite post about how I hate most popular music and how the teen choice awards are dumb, but I found something better to post about!

LindsEy.

First and foremost, I'm going to direct you to her blog. Here is the link.

Second, I'm going to teach everyone, since I guess it isnt immediately obvious, a lesson on the nature of sarcasm and jokery.

1. When a letter or letters in a middle of a word are capitalized, it is generally for emphasis.
2. When a letter is capitalized, attention is drawn to it.
3. When this letter happens to make the word be spelled wrong, chances are pretty fucking high that the word is spelled wrong on purpose.
4. Some jokes work this way, in an intellectual manner.

Thirdly, I'm going to do a reenactment of the telling of this joke. Here is the joke. Here is LindsEy's head. OH! right over the top.

Fourthly, I'm going to say something to LindsEy. No one had to "show" me your xanga site like it was a secret that only a few know of. I found a link, on my own, and read what you had to say. All was going good, except for the lack of spelling and grammer, until I found that you had "bashed" me. For no reason, I might add. The only excuse you can have for posting that was settled the night it happened. I called and apologized because I felt bad about it. Then you go and blame your own relationship problems on me. WHAT THE FUCK LINDSEY. Emphasis on the "E".

Lastly, and I wasn't going to do this unless it was absolutely necessary, here is a link to Joey's blog, where Lindsey is schooled in addition to the schooling that I brought to the table.

Eat up, bitch.