I Am An Angry Young Man.

Self-righteous assholes are the leading cause of crapulance.
"Oh look! I have no other skills except evangalism! It is my duty to convert all you heathans!"
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CHANGE OTHER PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE CHANGED. Evangalists are tools. Jeremy is a douche-bag.

Uninformed closed-minded assholes make you wonder why you even try.
"Nope, that cant be right, because I heard otherwise. FOX news is supr trustworthy. Seriously guys, George Bush was joking when he said that..."
Change isn't always bad. The world is truly shit.

Vengeful-Hating assholes are the worst. Those who make-up some strang personal Vendetta against me, because either I intimidate them or they are just ass-hands, make me fear for the future of mankind.
"You loser! That joke was directed SOULY at me! Everyone elses jokes are harmless! You meant it! I know you did! I'm going to 'kick the shit out of your ass'! You are dead!"
I WOULD NEVER TELL A JOKE DIRECTED SOULY AT ONE PERSON JUST TO BE MEAN. I don't care if you beat me up, I care that you want to beat me up for something I didn't do.

Fuck the haters.