How to be a Silly Gothic Kid. (take notes)

Here are the rules of being Gothic...

1.Try to be different, everyone will recognize your superiority.
2.Everyone hates you because you are better than them, not because you try to be different.
3.Hot Topic is so NOT main stream.
4.All the bands you like must have become MAIN FUCKING STREAM after you started listening to them. Psyche.
5.Wear shirts that make you look witty to fellow gothic kids, but an idiot to everyone else.
6.Wear fucking HIP HOP inspired pants, its totally gothic. Word.
7.Cut holes in your sleeves. Yeah, fuck those sleeves.
8.Brood. (look it up, since you don't know what it means)
9.Just to scare people, talk about freaky shit that freaks you out too.
10.Say typical "dark" shit is cool.
11.Watch out for the red dwarfs.
12.Seriously kids, the music you like is "hard" pop. That is why it is on MTV.
13.Me > You
14.Punk and Hip-Hop > Shitty Pop.
15.Dressing in black lets people know you are better than them. Oh, shit, thats right. It lets them know you suck.

Ok, that was KINDA a throwback to Maddox.
Del the Funky HomoSapien is fantastic, ya heard?