I fucking hate morons.

After listening to some of my older Bad Religion CD's today, I decided to do a search for The Flat Earth Society, which also happens to be the name of a song on Against the Grain.

This society "dedicated to improving the understanding of nature" (actual quote) believes that the earth, if not currently flat, was at one time, an\ cosmical pancake. The ideas presented by the Flat Earth Society are bullshit to the highest degree. The ludicracy doesn't stop with claiming the Earth is flat, it goes on in the society's claims that Idaho, North Dakota, and Australia DON'T EXIST. Yet, moronically, they don't dismiss the existence mythical lands such as Hell, Hobbiton (YES, FROM LOTR), and Narnia (FUCKING NARNIA) because of lack of "satisfactory" evidence. A link is even provided backing their claim that Idaho doesn't exist.

If you click here, you will be directed to above mentioned site. I'm not even going to discuss the bullshit spewed by this wanker, but here is an actual quote from his site that is supposed to persuade you to his side:
"Astonishingly, over 99% of all maps are created by cartographers!" (he even had the exclamation point...)
< sarcasm> This startling peice of information just about destroys ANY credidentials that a map had. I mean, it's not like it's the cartographers FUCKING JOB TO MAKE A MAP, so why the fuck would they be making so many maps?< /sarcasm>

And to top it all off, I found this site too. Man Will Never Fly. Here's another great quote from a some random, raging douche bag:
"One of our members is even cultivating an enormous jumping bean which, when saddled and heated by a laser, will propel a human for great distances."
I know, right? Pathetic.
To the members of this silly little club I say this: Have you never fucking been in an airplane you idiots? Was everyone involved in your lame-ass club born with their heads already up their asses?

God, I seriously HATE morons with an unyeilding fervor.
Which is why most people in America shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Because my opinion is always right.