Mary Allen is smelly and weird.

Since when is vintage clotheing so cool? I've been wearing ratty smelly clothes since the third grade and that didnt make ME cool. Somehow, this is a conspiracy against me.
Honestly though, why would you pay upwards of 40 dollars for a shirt with a crappy silk screen job, and upwards on 70 dollars for jeans with holes in them. SCISSORS, PEOPLE!! SCISSORS!! FOR 3 DOLLARS AT WALMART YOU CAN BUY SCISSORS AND CUT YOU PANTS YOURSELF!! For the same price at goodwill you can get quality clothing that someone may or may not have died in. It's worth the risk, if you ask me.
I'd say about 1/3 of the clothes i have werent originally mine. They would either be my fathers or my grandfathers. I'm so vintage you could cut me with a knife. Why aren't the cool girls throwing their panties at me? (only kidding, laura) (cool girls: Deposit panties in my lockers)
I would also have to say that, in a fight, Star Trek would kick Star Wars's fat ass.

Ben out.