Lauren Mincey: Bitch.

Lauren Mincey is the most stuck-up, mean, stupid, obnoxious bitch ever. She acts like she is queen of the fucking world. Earth to bitch; fuck you.

Today in the halls after second period me and Za9ck were pretending to hold hands, or something else dumb like that, when, from behind us, we heard the cacophonous sound that is Lauren Mincey's voice.
"Looks like there are a couple of homosexuals in front of us," she said.
Za9ck looked at me for a second then said, loudly,"THERE SURE ARE!"
We continued minding our own business like any polite person would.

First off, what right does Lauren Assface Mincey have to butt herself in to what others are doing. I guess minding her own business isn't enough. What other people do in their free time is NOT her concern. My god, what a bitch.

Secondly, there is nothing wrong with homosexuality. I'm not gay, but I don't go around making fun of people who are (with exceptions to good natured guy-jokes about Mrs. Stoble, but only in private). Homosexuals are born gay, there is nothing they can change about it. I don't want to hear your bible rhetoric shit, homosexuality is not wrong. By the way, Jesus H. Christ HIMSELF said that the bible isn't to be taken literally. Way to "accidently" look over that verse, homophobes.

And while we are on the topic of things "unconstitutional", when was the Bible ever part of the Constitution? Asshole conservatives like Senate hopeful Thomas Ravenel think that they have to put the Bible back into the Constitution, which implies that it was at one time actually in the Constitution. It wasn't. Adding the Bible to the Constitution would just about nullify the First Ammendment. Its the first one because its the most important. Why fuck with it? The Bible has no place, what-so-ever, in the Constitution. Everyone who says otherwise is a fuck-tard.

Like Jeremy.